The results...

Well, interestingly enough, the public is most in favor of afros.  Surprising, I must say;  I would like to know who wants the mohawk though. 

Ok, these are just little examples.  There are a few discrepancies though:  mullets never look that luscious (and their people don't look that vacant either), people with faux hawks aren't gay looking although mine is and people with buzz cuts aren't always angry.  Haha!  Am I sufficiently politically correct?